Your perfect career is...

One of those people that a realtor hires to make their open house look more busy

Free food, luxurious residences, and a life of acting like someone else -- with your people skills and bubbly nature, I can tell that this is going to work out great. Your first showing is on Pierce Road just off Virginia Route 779 -- please be prompt and show up exactly at 10:00 when the open house begins.